CNBC: When People Make No Sense

From the Business Insider.
Poor Dennis Kneale thought he was just asking Jeff Macke some meaningless softball question, and Macke comes back at him, talking in what we think is probably English, but with no coherence to it whatsoever. Seriously, if anyone has any clue what's going on here or can translate Macke-speak, we'd love to know what it all means.

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